Things to say when


#1

meeting an Ex-Gf’s new boyfriend.

anyone got any gems?


#2

why would you put yourself in that situation


#3

“So has she told you yet?”
“Told me what?”
“Ah…I’ll let her tell you.”

Throws him for a loop if shes not around.

If she is around though, just say “she should be broken in. have fun man”


#4

a sarcastic ‘have fun’. or give the ex a smirk and smother a laugh


#5

How do my nuts taste?


#6

Did she tell you about the time she was a man? Man did that throw me for a loop.


#7

fixed


#8

that’s not very funny


#9

gahhh i was gonna say that


#10

ya like dix?


#11

I always ended up talking about how I will always be better than them. I was always drunk in those situations though. A few times I’ve tried to fight them.


#12

I hope you like sloppy seconds. I don’t.


#13

I went with “She’s your problem now.”


#14

“Do you want a recomendation for what will get rid of the crabs?”


#15

“To set the record straight, I am not the father.”


#16

This is the way to go. Says everything without saying enough to get you in serious trouble.


#17

So you only date girls who have never been in a relationship?


#18

No I just fvcked my ex a lot.


#19

And I’m sure you’re next gf will have already been ****ed a lot if she was ever in a serious relationship or just a whore. So I hope you like sloppy second, I don’t.


#20

lil wayne gets it right here

go to 1:00 flat.