Teach me Mexican


#1

Subbing Spanish tomorrow. Give me some sweet phrases (and their translations) to toss at the youth of America tomorrow (8th grade)


#2

chupa mi pina


#3

You did not give the translation, lucky for you I was captain of a soccer team full of angry illegals who hated white people, so I know what that means.


#4

“Taco” it’s mexican for food.

Be Tee Dubs:
My avatar is totally checking out some under boob action right now.


#5

¿Es el bano ocupado?


#6

¿Habla inglés?


#7

Callite, whero- quiet, white boy

Chicle en basura- throw away your gum

No debes tomar alcohol o drugas porque necesitas cada cerebrum que tienes.- Don’t drink alcohol or take drugs because you need every brain cell you have.

As a former Spanish teacher, these were fun phrases to use.


#8

callense - everybody, shut up

¿Puedes regar mi césped? - a proper greeting to a mexicanlolzracism.


#9

Start speaking in Rioplatense Spanish just to mess with them (although if they’re in 8th grade they might not notice). A good “vos” every now and then does a world of good.


#10

I Believe This Should Be My Thread.
Raise Your Hand If You Are Mexican?
Only Me?
Oh Hai!


#11

Solid suggestions. I can’t wait to butcher the pronunciations.


#12

Senor Beavis, donde esta’ tu hall pass?

Por favor, pasen sus papeles al frente de la clase.