Pre-Season ... National Individual Profiles/Ranks - Cross Country 2015


#1

It’s all fairly arbitrary, but it is nice to see Minnesota represented…

Boys

Girls


#2

Jaret “Bulldog” Carpenter - once he clamps his jowly jaws into the opponents calf the race is over. The boy hangs onto any pace like a slippery and slimy newt hangs onto a slippery rock in a stream bed.

Beware of the Carpfish.


#3

[YOUTUBE=0_2Npp-euLU]Who can argue with that?[/YOUTUBE]


#4

You seem to have some heavy bias for Wayzata, it seems, based off this and your previous quotes.


#5

There is no bias when it comes to Jaret “Bulldog” Carpenter


#6

100+ kids on the team a year, most of them with Pokeman or Webkinz Snapchat or whateverelse kids these days use the Internet for…one of 'em is bound to break the gag order.


#7

Yep. There are 3 or 4 programs in the Cities that are always going to be there…it ain’t bias when they deliver the goods on a perennial basis.


#8

Hey man, He’s a beast but you can’t count out Owen “Galen” Hoeft


#9

What about Andrew “Super Calf” Sell? He is going to run them over with those bad boys


#10

I couldn’t agree more. Sell shows the tenacity of multiple bulldogs, two or three probably.


#11

And then don’t forget about Eden Priaire, and the power of Kevin “Derek” Jeter


#12

He will never be able to hang onto the slippery and slimy newt that is Jaret “Bulldog” Carpenter


#13

Can someone tell me who exactly calls Jaret, “Bulldog” ???


#14

For starters, apparently TheBronzeBeet does.

FWIW :wink:


#15

As does TheGoldenBeet


#16

Yes, of course…my apologies for the omission.


#17

This is like saying the ECB has “some heavy bias” towards Greek bonds. The big dog who runs the show doesn’t place bets with bad odds. I only pick winners.


#18

Doc! My thyroid is about to bust!


#19

Don’t forget about Hamza “Kipchoge” Ali! He will be able to run you all to the point your gallbladder explodes!

(I know his didn’t explode).


#20

It’s most important to not leave out Lucas The Bearded Dragon Trapp.