I need to live in a house like this one.
But I can’t afford it.
So my plan is this: Everyone on TrackTalk gives me all their cash. You sell everything you have and send me the money. You all sign over every paycheck you earn to me.
There. That’s my position on this issue. I’m a reasonable guy and I’m willing to compromise, so let’s start the negotiation.
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