Hugh heffner is dead


#1

yep.


#2

no

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#3

nope. it was a hoax dude…


#4

well i saw it on facebook and wanted to be the one who made this thread.

and mother****er is like 89 years old, so it made sense to me.

my bad. ill just bump this thread when he actually kicks it.


#5

You’re way late on this rumor, too.


#6

Maybe his penis finally went forever limp. In Hugh’s case, that’s as good as dead.


#7

I imagine his daily cardiovascular routine is pretty intense. I wouldn’t count on it.


#8

im assuming this is why you called me earlier. i was at work so i couldnt really answer my phone. my apologies


#9

I hear he lives off the blood of young blondes to sustain his life.


#10

that’s a neck for making this thread


#11

mostly because i had a missed call from you earlier that day.


#12

*Hugh Hefner isn’t dead


#13

Fixed. :cool:

Until I read the hoax part, I was going to guess that one of his “girlfriends” scored above 10 on her IQ test, and he died of surprise. Oh well.