Gallon Challenge


#1

Has anyone else done it (with milk, or I guess anything else) before? My team just had one with milk and I won it. I could only hold it in for about a minute after the hour ended before projectile vomiting though.


#2

Wasn’t there a woman recently who died trying to drink a gallon of milk?


#3

I did half a gallon of chocolate then a mile in 5:22 to avoid drinking the other half… (without puking)


#4

Ive always wanted to do it.


#5

I think that was water, and it was a lot more than a gallon.

At least with milk, your stomach will empty itself before you get close to killing yourself with a sodium imbalance.


#6

i posted a story about this on the epic drinking stories thread, i tried doing it with milk, and the challenge was to do it in an hour and not boot, and i booted 3/4 of the way through and gave up


#7

My 5 friends decided to sit down and do this one night. I grabbed 2%, my friend Harry grabbed whole milk, and my friends Rich, Dan, Tim and Nick all grabbed skim. We begin drinking.

7pm-We turn on the song electric avenue to lighten the mood. Harry takes his shirt off and starts chugging milk while dancing. Everyone else begins to dance without chugging milk. I sit down and drink mine with haste.
7:15pm- Harry throws up into a garbage bag. He looks up and asks for us to kill him.
7:15:30pm- Harry stands up and takes another swig of his milk and projectile pukes without bending over onto the floor. Does not clean up his mess.
7:30pm- I am more than halfway through with my gallon.
7:35pm- Richard and Tim both puke. Tim says that he had to think of gay sex in order for it to happen. We insult his sexuality.
7:40pm- I have about a quarter gallon of milk left. Tim refuses to finish his gallon. Dan throws up, Harry and Richard continue to soldier through and finish.
7:50pm- I have on glass of milk left. Everyone is quiet and nobody is happy. I ask them to not tell jokes, make me laugh, or talk, because it makes my stomach want to cry. I really want to finish my gallon.
7:53pm- I shoot a milk waterfall out of my face. The only time that I have felt good while also vomiting.
7:55pm- I finish my gallon, as well as everyone but Nick and Tim. Nick didn’t throw up but didnt finish so it didnt count. Tim acts like a girl and doesnt want to drink the milk anymore.
8pm- We lay down in Nick’s living room and complain about our stomachs.

The end.


#8

I tried it a few years ago with 1% I think. Made it through about 3/4 of the gallon in 40 mins, then it was over. My 2 mistakes were:

  1. eating a full dinner beforehand
  2. not chugging it- the reason this is so hard is because after a while the lactose in your stomach begins to be digested, and basically overwhelms the stomach (or so I’ve been told). I think if I had tried to drink it quickly, instead of pacing myself, it would have gone smoother.

#9

Mine was skim so that may have been part of the reason why I was able to do it

  1. It was at 11AMish and I had only had some chex mix before, and just finished my run less than an hour before
  2. I never chugged it, just went a little faster at the beginning and slowed down to small sips by the end.

#10

yea the time i got three quarters through and then booted it was whole milk


#11

We did it on our campus last year except the objective was to throw up and you only had 30 minutes. I drink about half of it in the first 8 minutes and threw up. That area of the campus smelled pretty bad for a while.


#12

We did it on an abandoned railroad bridge over a river that runs next to campus. If one was about to puke they just did it over the edge into the river.


#13

Yeah that’s a much better idea, it’s like a xc/track tradition to fuck up the campus with it or something though.


#14

I was 14 and at scout camp when I tried this. 35 minutes in I was about 80% done and feeling awful. When the dad of one of the guys came with little caesar’s, I lost sight of the goal, had my friend hit me in the stomach, projectile vomited all over a tree, and went and ate pizza instead of subjecting myself to the test.


#15

//youtu.be/v2g7UGuel7I


#16

thats just wrong


#17

Bump for unsuccessful title defense.

Had about 8 oz to go with 30 seconds left and just couldn’t do it and hurled. No one else finished though (either myself or another guy were closest) so I’m still the “defending champ” I guess.


#18

he came to the restaurant immediately across the street from my barracks a few weeks ago to eat against some of the people on base. Sadly i was unable to attend.