Funnage's Epic Original Drinking Story Thread


#1

I shall start off with a narrative of a freshman in high school who has attended a welcome week fraternity party. That young chap was attempting to conjugate himself with a high educated female until, that is, she happened upon a discovery with the young males abrasive oral corrective wear. While this may not be a grandiose start to an original thread, I feel that we most proliferate more chanson de geste.


#2

Five star’d


#3

+rep


#4

tl;dnr

disspaointed


#5

I’ll sometimes drink.