so tonight im chillin with this girl and were bored and im like, well im going to the liquor store you wanna come with? shes like sure okay (shes under 21) so we get there and as i get out and im like, wait you wanna try something? she looks at me hesitantly and just sort of mumbles “i guess” i give her my I.D. and shes like “wtf how am i going to buy anything this isnt even me!” so i say “go in there and tell them that you’re a transgender and this was you before the operation”. She starts laughing uncontrollably and i tell her that if we could pull this off it would be epic. so she walks in. 10 minutes go by and im freaking out thinking maybe she got caught, but soon enough she comes walking out of the front door with a 6 pack and a bottle of her choice in her hands, all with a sh*t eating grin on her face. im proud that this has happened tonight because i can only imagine what the clerk thought when she said that. supposedly the clerk looked at her weird and before she could ask my friend said “im still trying to get a new license but that was me before the operation” and then the clerk got red and packed everything quickly according to her
be a transgender you can get alcohol!