Ask a guy who totally once touched a boob anything


#1

Yes, it was amazing.


#2

Did it feel like a bag of sand?


#3

Like the most amazing bag of sand you’ve ever felt.


#4

#5

There’s no question about that!


#6

What kind of nips do you think he/she had?

I find nipples to be VERY important when determining quality of a boob.


#7

Puffers


#8

i wonder if they feel as cool as they look. someday i’ll [hopefully] report back


#9

Was it a giant boob wearing a suit of money lactating scotch?


#10

That’s just ridiculous.

On a different note, does anyone else feel betrayed when they take a girl back home and undo her bra only to find out it was a push up bra? Man… That whole industry must survive off male disappointment.


#11

Nope :frowning:


#12

Oh who am I kidding? I’ve even touched a boob ever. Bags of sand? What was I thinking?


#13

I don’t think I’ve ever felt a bag of sand. I can sort of imagine what it’s like. Erotic.