Arries Merrit signs with Nike


#1

From Twitter:

Nike Running ‏@NikeRunning
#teamnike just got faster. Welcome to the family, @amhurdlestar.

Surprised to see Reebok losing a World Record holder and Olympic Gold medalist… Nike must have shelled out a pretty huge sum for him.


#2

Yeah I wouldn’t say Reebok ‘lost’ him. Sure he isn’t wearing Reebok gear anymore, but I would call it ‘stealing.’ You know Reebok wanted to keep him, but Nike just muscled their way to the front of the line and made him an offer no other company could compete with.


#3

Nike is like that really hot chick you went to HS with. She spends most of her time hanging out with the popular guys, and when she sets her eyes on someone, no one can say no. Also, Nike has the herp.


#4

Nike is like that really hot chick you went to HS with. She spends most of her time hanging out with the popular guys, and when she sets her eyes on someone, no one can say no. Also, Nike has the herp.


#5

This is… surprisingly accurate